STAR

of the
NORTH

>>> The Dog's Diary
>>>
>>> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The Cat's Diary
>>>
>>> Day 983 of my captivity.
>>>
>>> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects.
>>>
>>> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
>>> fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
>>> for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something
>>> in order to keep up my strength.
>>>
>>> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
>>> attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I
>>> decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I
>>> had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly

>>> demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made
>>> condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards!
>>>
>>> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
>>> placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
>>> However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
>>> that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
>>> learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
>>>
>>> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

>>> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
>>> this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
>>>
>>> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.
>>> The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and
>>> seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
>>>
>>> The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
>>> guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
>>> captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated
>>> cell, so he is safe.

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